
Lawn Guy
Where are you, lawn guy?
The yard is a hayfield…
Please answer our calls.
You’re billing the month of June?
You only mowed once…Get real!
Roofers
Water on the floor…
Handyman-installed roof vent
invited rain in.
How much? !!! Can’t come for four weeks?
It’s hurricane season, man!
Do-It-Yourself
Did a bomb go off?
Cleaning up bushels of glass…
Shower door exploded!
Installing heavy new doors.
We’re getting too old for this!
Electricians
Dinner stopped cooking…
no power in the kitchen.
Extension cord rigged.
Mr. Sparky’s coming next week!
Anticipating huge bill!
Optometrist
Fully immunized,
Robert has his eye exam!
Glasses won’t help now.
Cataracts need surgery.
Research protocols, choose surgeon.
Doctors & Dentists, Oh My!
The older we get,
the more doctors and dentists
become a part of out lives.
We’re thankful they’re here for us,
but sometimes, enough’s enough!
Computer Technicians
Computer is slow…
Should I consult Apple Tech?
Yes, but not today.
One day I’ll feel energized
and deal with my computer.
House Guests
Family calling…
Pandemic is winding down.
When can they visit?
Not right now, but soon, we hope.
It seems like years and years!
The Two of Us
Looking at the ring
that sparkles on my finger,
I see the future.
With love and hope in our hearts,
we’ll get through this together!
Copyright© 2021 by Cheryl Batavia
Progress Report
This poem was written about why I decided to take a break! It may be a while before everything settles down and I am fully back on WordPress. When I get the computer up to speed, I look forward to reading and responding to more posts.
- The new lawn guy is great!
- Robert installed new shower doors a couple of weeks ago. I am still finding an occasional piece of broken glass.
- The electrician was here most of today, and the lanai kitchen, where most of our food is cooked, is fully operational.
- Robert has an appointment with a cataract surgeon at the end of the month. We don’t have a date for surgery yet.
- The roofers will be here next week. I hope we don’t get another tropical storm before they finish the repair!
- We have invited family groups to visit in the fall and early winter when Florida weather is nicest.
[nodding my head vigorously in agreement] yes life often gets in the way … good luck with all those tradie/surgeon bills! Hope you had a stash for such crises …
And you will be so glad to see the family once your home is fully functioning again … take care precious 🙂
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Thank you, Kate, for sharing your kind thoughts and good wishes! ❤ All the best!
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Best of luck to Robert and best wishes for getting everything back in order – trust me, I can relate.
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My sympathies that you can relate! The worst thing is that such events seem to occur in batches! Thank you for your kind words and good wishes. ❤ All the best!
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Clever you to put your ‘updates’ in verse!
🙂
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Thank you, Laura, for your kind comment. ❤ Hope all is well with you!
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Good luck with all those bills! I hope that you’ll be able to get your computer fixed soon. Good luck to Robert for the cataract surgery.
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Thank you, Shweta. Your good wishes are very much appreciated. ❤ These unexpected expenses do seem to come in bunches. Hopefully, the copays on the medical insurance will not be too high. ❤ Take care!
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You’re welcome. Yes, hopefully the copays won’t be high. Take care
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Goodluck Cheryl!
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Thank you, Nawazish! ❤ Appreciate your kind comment!
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Best wishes!!
Joanna
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Thank you so much, Joanna, for the good wishes! ❤ Hope all is well with you!
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Oh my! It never rains but pours! All the best with these unexpected expenses. Best of luck for Robert’s surgery. ❤️
Loved your light-hearted verse and the last lines. Take care, Cheryl. ❤️
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Punam, thank you for your kind words. ❤ Glad you enjoyed the poem. My mother always told me, "You might as well laugh as cry!" I hope you and your family are experiencing some sunny weather! 🙂
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Your mother gave you wise advice, Cheryl. My pleasure, dear. 😊❤️
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I had to repair a bedroom storm shutter. It was hard to find a good shutter company to come out for weeks after the last hurricane. Master Bedroom was in gloomy darkness. Happily, we found a good company. They repaired the shutter yesterday. I hate to think what will happen if South Eastern Florida gets a direct hit. What happened on the west coast, Cheryl?
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Oh, David, so sorry for your hurricane damage! I am glad you finally got the repairs done. SW Florida was pretty much unscathed by the hurricane, although there were power outages in the Tampa area.
We had an exhaust hood installed when we moved here a year and a half ago, and the roof vent was not properly sealed. We had no leaks until the tropical storm winds blew from the North. So far, so good since then. Soon the vent will be properly installed. 🙂 Hope the rest of the hurricane season is uneventful! Take care. ❤
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Good morning Cheryl,
Good to see you are enjoying your summer and I am enjoying our monsoon!!
I was hoping to come back to WP after a short break but it looks like it is going to be a little bigger 😇
I am enjoying my new meditation routine and we are going to have our SRF annual World Convocation in August – Online only this year too. I am hoping to start afresh after that!
Stay safe. Stay joyous
Love and hugs
Ashok “I am one person and can’t do every thing. But just because I can’t do everything doesn’t mean I will refuse to do that which I can” – Helen Keller
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Thank you, Ashok, for your kind response. Our rainy season here in SW FL is from June – September, very enjoyable unless we get a hurricane. Thank you for taking time from your break to write.
I hope your online convocation is a great success and brings you much joy and peace. My daughter has been involved in developing several online programs at her church…safer, but more challenging to conduct.
The Hellen Keller quote is a great reminder! Thanks for sending it! ❤ Stay safe.
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I feel for you and wish you the very best. I hope that writing out your challenges helped to alleviate some stress. It sure made me smile! Creative!
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Michele, thank you for your kind response. ❤ I am glad the poem made you smile. Might as well laugh at the absurdity of the situation when such events converge on us! Yes, it was cathartic to document the challenges. 🙂 All the best! ❤
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My pleasure! Well said, Cheryl. Laughter and finding the humor in life is a gift and more enjoyable than letting stress get the best of us. Best to you! 💐
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The bills, sudden chores cropping up, doctor visits all a part of life but sometimes can get a bit overwhelming. Wishing you all the very best. Take care Cheryl ❤️
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Yes, it seems that many challenges tend to occur at once. I think everyone has experienced this phenomenon! 🙂 Thank you, Radhika, for your encouraging words. All the best to you and your family! ❤
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Cheryl, I love how you keep your sense of humor about all of these things. The broken shower door is SO annoying. My MIL had a similar problem a few years ago – in her case, her laundry machine is near the shower, and the glass got into the machine! It was horrible!
Much love to you – I look forward to your return very much.
❤
David
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David, your kind words are very much appreciated. Thank you for sharing your MIL’s awful experience. I had never heard of this type of spontaneous explosion before it happened here. I am glad no one was in the shower at the time!
Love to you and your family! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Nice to hear from you Cheryl 🥰 I hope you get to see your family soon ❤️
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Thank you, Ingrid. I hope travel becomes easier for you. I know that the situation in the UK and Europe is complicated right now. I do look forward to seeing my children again. It’s been about a year and a half now, and Robert hasn’t seen his twin grandsons for a couple of years. ❤ Take care.
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You know, life seems to want to test us every now and then, and the old saying – when it rains it pours makes sense. It’s good to hear from you, Cheryl! Btw, I had cataract surgery and it was a non-painful and smooth operation. ❤️
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Thank you, Eugenia, for your encouraging words. ❤ It is very good to know your cataract surgery went smoothly. Robert initially suffered a lot of anxiety, but after doing research and finding a doctor, he seems eager to have the surgery and see well again. 🙂
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I’m sure Robert will be fine. Finding the right doctor matters the most. I had laser surgery because my right eye had issues in addition to cataracts. I was in and out and home in a just a few hours. I followed the doctor’s instructions and was very pleased with my results. Take care and stay safe! 😉
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You really have some great sense of humor.
Telling about your upto ears work, in this way is something unique.
Hope all your concerns and works done smoothly. Much love to you and your family, Cheryl.
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I so appreciate your kind response, Ritish. Glad the poem made you smile. “Might as well laugh as cry!” my mother used to say. 🙂 All the best! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Ha! All the best to you too.
Take care
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Wow, looks like you’ve had a lot going on! Hoping everything goes well ❤️
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Deepthy, thank you for your kind words. I think everyone has times like that when the challenges converge! We are making progress. Have a great day! ❤
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Of course! I agree. You too!💕
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Woww..! This is fantastic and Marvelous dear Cheryl..! I’m very happy to see your post..! It’s so wonderful..! Keep shinning my dear friend..!😊🤗
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Thank you for your kind response, Filarance. ❤ So glad you enjoyed the poem. All the best! 🙂
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Its my pleasure dear!!🤗
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Welcome back Cheryl 💖 even if under much trying conditions. I am sorry that much is out of normal there. And amazed at your spirit and sense of humor to be able to translate it all into a poetic message. I find so much to learn from you, honestly!
Hope things get better soon soon and we see a happy poem from you 🌄
And hope the insurance covers up much of the med bills, treatment is such costly nowadays, and yet so important too.
You know, I had an injury induced cataract of left eye at an uncharacteristically young age, and when they removed my eye bandage after couple of weeks, everything seemed to have such deep vibrant colors, it seemed so ethereally beautiful. Maybe I was happy to see clearly again, but I think it took away something from the pain I suffered at that time. I hope Robert has a easy, stress less and happy surgery and recovery. And certainly the sparkle of that ring would be something he would look forward to see with that ethereal clarity.
I hope your roof and electricity gets repaired as soon as possible, and I pray all falls into place soon Cheryl 💖
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Thank you, Deb, for your kind words and for sharing your own cataract story. ❤ I am just relieved that Robert finally found a surgeon and is going forward. The world is a very colorful and beautiful place, and sight is a valuable gift. I am so happy you were able to recover your sight in your eye, and I look forward to the day when Robert sees well again. I am also looking forward to seeing our family members, maybe in the fall and winter when the weather is nice here. 🙂
We are making progress on our list of projects. Of course, Robert's eye surgery is the thing that concerns me most. Thank you for your good wishes. Have a great day! ❤
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I can relate to this and often wonder how I dealt with all this stuff before I retired. Health care and wellness seem to become more a part of our lives as we get older. My annual eye exam is coming up next month. I wonder if my cataracts are bad enough for surgery yet. There’s always something that needs work, but I need to remember to take time to enjoy life.
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JoAnna, I wish you luck with your eye exam. ❤ Robert and I have been watching videos on cataract surgery and about the many different procedures and types of lenses. You might want to watch a few videos before your appointment. Doctors are now performing cataract surgery earlier than they used to, as soon as vision is affected.
I too have cataracts, but surgery is probably several years away. Robert has his first appointment with the surgeon on Friday. Today, I had a mammogram and a bone density test. That finishes up the routine office visits for me for a while, and I can focus on Robert's cataract surgery.
Wishing you joy! 🙂 🙂
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Thanks for the joy and the tip! 🙂 I get glare when I try to drive at night. My abundance of floaters doesn’t help. But somehow, my brain works around them. I hope your results are good and all is well with you. 🙂
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I hope it all works out. Best wishes, Lawrence
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Thank you, Lawrence. We are making good progress on our goals. ❤ All the best to you as well!
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A lot happening in your world like with so many of us, yet you’ve managed to expressed it all in a poem. Very well written post! All the best to you and hubby ❤
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Thank you, Henrietta, for your kind comment. Challenges do seem to come in bunches. 🙂 Have a great weekend!
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Cheryl, too much happening in your life! I wish your family health and happiness.
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Thank you, Veena, for your good wishes. We are making progress checking things off our long to-do list. 🙂 Sending good wishes to you and your family. ❤ ❤ ❤
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Thanks Cheryl
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This shows, Cherryl, we are dependent on others for assuer our lives. Likewise in the blog system we are dependent on our readers. .
I took a break too,lately
Be well
Love ❤
Michel
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Thank you, so much, Michel for reading and sharing your thoughts. I hope you are well! ❤
Love ❤
Cheryl
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Like your short poems. I too share Hindi short poems on WhatsApp. It’s an art to say much in 30-50 words.
Thank you for sharing. 🙂
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Thank you, Lokesh for your kind comment. Like you, I enjoy the challenge of expressing big ideas in just a few words! < Hope all is well with you!
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Yes, I’m fine & you?
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We are OK and making good progress on our huge to-do list. Robert’s surgery is the main task ahead of us right now! We are looking forward to him recovering good eyesight and to many happy times ahead.
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Cheryl, I love your wonderful summer-poem!
I have learned that life is a sack of surprises. You never know what to expect next.
Yes, we are all stressed out in some way at times. Maybe we’re worried too.
But then there are wonderful experiences that give us joy and make us happy. 😍
I wish you a wonderful summer and I wish only the best for Robert !!
Rosie
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Thank you, Rosie, Your encouraging words and good wishes are very much appreciated! ❤ All the best!
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Oh my gosh, Cheryl, is this for real? Wow, talk of a full plate!
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Yes, I am afraid it is for real, Angela. Thanks for the empathy! We are making progress on the to-do list.
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OK, glad some progress is being made, one tick at a time .:)
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Definitely sounds like a lot of things requiring energy and attention. I hope you are feeling rested, and the computer is back to working well!
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Thank you, Hamish, for your kind words. Most of the things on our list have been resolved. My computer is working better, but I still need to install a more powerful hard drive. We are still working on Robert’s health issues. His cataract surgery had to be postponed because of dental work, which is ongoing. We are trying to be patient! I hope you are doing well! ❤
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